Still February
1-2, 4) Being domestic with Valentine
3,5) piew piew
6-8) Horizon Flight 1207 (which still has the skylanes livery on top) and surrounding area
9-10) I ditched the jetpack boost pretty quickly because, again, 1.5 seconds flight, it’s really more of a jump boost. It’s also hard to capture.
From back in February, when I was still in the Far Harbor DLC:
1) wondering if I shouldn’t change his look
2-5) Some far harbor scenery and uh, wildlife
6) I’m not doing this for free you know, this is a cap-heavy society
7-8)I am still, to this day, on the hunt for Eddie’s tapes (but I’ve prioritized it this week and I’ve got 1 left)
9) boom
10) That’s right I replaced the Child of Atom Big Boy with a more pliable Synth duplicate. everybody wins.
when fo4 came out the entire bioware fandom moved into my house for one month and scrawled vague things about nick valentine’s ripped up mannequin dick all over the walls and insisted to me that fnv was homophobic with no given reason and then disappeared like the dwemer
now the only evidence that they ever existed are a cache of feral-hancock sadout fics which are currently being kept in a vault under the smithsonian
some people say if you go in the fallout tag late at night on a full moon and listen real close you can faintly hear the whispered echoes of someone calling Elder Maxson a hunky dad
every year on the anniversary of fallout 4’s death, an unlisted number calls my landline and the entity on the other side slowly rasps “cait is a poly bi sinnamon rolllll” and then my phone short circuits
sometimes when i look around in a crowded place i swear i get a glance of paladin danse staring straight at me wearing glasses and emitting an unnaturally saturated enb/sweetfx light but when i double-take he’s gone
i had a nightmare that all the souls in hell simultaneously spoke the words “FALLOUT 4 COMPANIONS REACT TO SOLE BEING PREGNANT” and when i awoke in my bed the entire post had been carved into my back with surgical precision but there was no blood on my sheets
Random snapshots from around the 'wealth and beyond
@paramaline I didn’t think of Odo as Nick Valentine and I’m kicking myself right now.
me with a megaphone outside Todd Howard's mansion at 5;30 AM: hey todd you should have known that the ghoul in the fridge made no sense. *throwing pebbles at his bedroom window* todd ghouls still need water. he can only drink his own piss so many times. *blasting air horns* he would have severe muscular and motor issues and should have lost the ability to talk *holding the doorbell until it buzzes* the sun should be literally blinding to him if he hasnt seen light in 210 years. and why does everything have to be a nice round number with you todd?? there was no reason to set fo3 exactly 200 years after the war. *setting off fireworks* while there is lore to suggest that feral ghouls can fall dormant and wake up later, this is unheard of for sane ghouls. so was he conscious the whole time? *playing the vuvuzela* that fridge was on a little hill right next to an intact building in south boston, how did nobody inspect this fridge for 210 years *banging pots together* todd you could have put him in a small basement, with rats/roaches to eat, woulda been way more believable. *smashing porcelain plates on the driveway* stop ruining fallout todd its not a playground for whatever cinematic scifi bullshit pops into pete hines' head. *doing donuts on his lawn* you value shock value over worldbuilding and none of your plots go anywhere. *banging the door knocker* todd
me with a megaphone outside Todd Howard's mansion at 5;30 AM: hey todd you should have known that the ghoul in the fridge made no sense. *throwing pebbles at his bedroom window* todd ghouls still need water. he can only drink his own piss so many times. *blasting air horns* he would have severe muscular and motor issues and should have lost the ability to talk *holding the doorbell until it buzzes* the sun should be literally blinding to him if he hasnt seen light in 210 years. and why does everything have to be a nice round number with you todd?? there was no reason to set fo3 exactly 200 years after the war. *setting off fireworks* while there is lore to suggest that feral ghouls can fall dormant and wake up later, this is unheard of for sane ghouls. so was he conscious the whole time? *playing the vuvuzela* that fridge was on a little hill right next to an intact building in south boston, how did nobody inspect this fridge for 210 years *banging pots together* todd you could have put him in a small basement, with rats/roaches to eat, woulda been way more believable. *smashing porcelain plates on the driveway* stop ruining fallout todd its not a playground for whatever cinematic scifi bullshit pops into pete hines' head. *doing donuts on his lawn* you value shock value over worldbuilding and none of your plots go anywhere. *banging the door knocker* todd
WELL that’s one way to get inside
I’M DYING BECAUSE IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET INTO PEOPLE’S HOUSES IN SECOND LIFE AND PISS THEM OFF WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS
Guys.
The door opens outward.
HOW ARE THE CHAINS HOLDING IT CLOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
DLC:
pondwitch
metashield
apolloette
gaymojave
niceteeth-nastysmile
ohhgoditsrabid
ffferris