mulder going to a chiropractor for neck pain and the chiropractor always saying ‘you gotta stop hunching over files and computers and bring them up to eye level or you’re gonna end up crooked’ and mulder saying ‘ok sir will do’ knowing full well the real reason his neck is fcuked up is cos he’s always stooping to whisper softly to his tiny partner and peruse her pensive face

Good morning to Michael Shanks for this hilarious tweet

The funniest part of Yojimbo (which is a pretty funny movie to begin with) is the big bad guy whose special fighting ability is that he’s the guy who owns a gun

me and my 60 year old work best friend

my older relatives on facebook when they find out i think poor ppl shouldnt starve