This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

6 chip twat

this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle

I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:

• went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter
• made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter
• got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter
• is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter

And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.

oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?

that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.

what a complete fucking knob

There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.

it’s all very well but now i want fish and chips and that’s not going to happen for the foreseeable future and all of you need to stfu

there isn’t even malt vinegar on the table.