#fuck OFF
THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.
We’re as far from the start of the ‘70s as we are close to the *next* ‘70s.
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
JESUS CHRIST
This really works.
I can’t even begin to tell you how this makes my brain feel.
amazing
Repent for your sins now.
I feel like this is the result of someone saying “What’s the worst that could happen?”
you need to unmute this, this is the best break down ever
Yup.
I will never tell someone to go away. Just to fuck off
FUCK OFF.

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