The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udn! Go back to the Shadow!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)dir. Peter Jackson

“My dear Frodo… Hobbits really are amazing creatures.  You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.”

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

On a scale of one to Gandalf, how done with the government are you?

Gandalf breaking all the rules. 

The Minas Tirith Archives Department probably had strict rules about proper record keeping procedures too, but try telling Gandalf anything and you’d probably get some form of “I do what I want.”

@nerdyveganrunner

Eh, I’m gonna quibble with “the Minas Tirith Archives Department probably has strict rules about proper record keeping procedures”, given that we see Gandalf being shown into a poorly lit room full of jumbled stacks of books and loose papers that was clearly a disaster before he arrived. Maybe they did have good standards at one point, but Denethor cut the library budget and they had to downsize their storage space, let go of some staff, you know how it is.

#DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON MINAS TIRITH’S POOR ARCHIVAL STANDARDS#I HAVE RANTED ABOUT THEM BEFORE#I WILL RANT ABOUT THEM AGAIN#I HAVE A TAG SPECIFICALLY FOR RANTING ABOUT THE MINAS TIRITH ARCHIVES#much that once was has been lost for none now live who can remember where we shelved it

@backofthebookshelf

_{The hour is later than you think. Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.}

Gandalf did you realise that the transition from ranger to King of Gondor was a PRETTY FREAKING BIG ONE

His face 

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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

Originally from The Venture Bros 3x10: The Lepidopterists