All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people.

Gross.

reasons i love gina linetti 12/∞

dancing queen 💃🏻

#Me ignoring my problems

I’ve been recording [Captain Holt]’s voice for the past 2 years and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say anything I want.

Gina made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they’d react.

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang​ and @reserve​ for the idea!) 

I CANT BREATHE

I thought we were luring them into break room.

No. Gina needed it for meditation.

Amy and I are going to my mom’s house for her birthday.