It’s your duty to eat avocado toast now.

What if we, hmmm, lowered the price to something below mortgage rate?

I think we should tie avocado consumption to the housing market somehow so that every avocado toast consumed by a millennial either counts towards a down payment or increases home equity.

Maybe we should build houses out of avocados, and pay the workers in avocados! And all you need to buy a house is an avocado! This is an avocado based economy folks! Its perfect!

Guacamoney