A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there
the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type.
giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and…. make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.
(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)
I know they're massive, but somehow I expected giraffe voices to be higher pitched than that.
when it’s 11PM and you wanna eat leaves and summon the Blood Lord
