#gyraffes

paramaline
trickaprilon asked:

A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there

bunjywunjy answered:

the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type. 

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giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and…. make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.

(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)

damnfool-of-a-took

I know they're massive, but somehow I expected giraffe voices to be higher pitched than that.

fuzzynecromancer

when it’s 11PM and you wanna eat leaves and summon the Blood Lord

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