valid celebrity types to be obsessed with:

• british character actor
• senior citizen
• long dead and deeply closeted old hollywood leading man
• formerly glamorous hagsploitation actress
• 70s indie darling
• bruce springsteen

• mid century author with mommy and/or daddy issues
• pervert (in a good way) film director faded into obscurity
• musician who's a bit of a cunt
• the entire main cast of mike nichols' who's afraid of virginia woolf 1966
• stage actor who failed to conquer the silver screen
• paddington bear
• new jersey native
• video game character