i love the implication that he’s asked quark for enough hot dogs that quark will know what kira means when she asks for them xD

he manifested that hat

Wait let’s just compile Ferengi dog knowledge really quick:

TNG. Nobody’s quite sure what a dog is for a while; it is determined they are not capable of speech and are not being bred for meat.

DS9. Nog goes to Earth, probably sees some dogs (and gets confused about them. See that awesome “What the frinx is a dog” post). Quark hears about “Hot dogs,” a kind of human food.

Working with the information Ferenginar had at the time on dogs, I’d be Concerned that the second half of it was flawed

Quark stole the recipe from the Roswell Canteen in ‘47 and claimed he found “an old family recipe” and has been selling the best hot dogs this side of the wormhole. 

Make no mistake, he was selling “hot dogs” before this, but, well, you don’t want to know. Just don’t look up how big tube grubs grow on Ferenginar….

Vincent Price, at Dodgers stadium, giving out home made! Hot Dogs.

“All the things you’ve never seen and done…”

there is this mod for new vegas that let’s you become a hot dog vendor and people will come and buy your fucking irradiated hot dogs. im still waiting on a patch that allows me to give the customers napkins.

do they ever try to put a barrel over your head and steal your hot dogs though?

no one has been bold enough to steal my hot dogs but after i came back from taking a rest i checked my supply crate and my mustard was missing.