12 Photos from the Young Conservative Convention Near Mar-a-Lago

The organizers seemed to have made a few attempts to make the conservative messaging more appealing to young people. There were a bunch of selfie stations dotted around, and the Ayn Rand booth had graphic novels and a downloadable emoji keyboard. Sean Hannity was wearing a hoodie.

They’re so desperate

I’m sure as fuck not going to pay for it but I need to see how on earth they condensed *literally anything* ayn rand wrote into pamphlet form.

what do you suppose the Ayn Rand keyboard does

I’m pretty sure it’s either this, or very close to it: https://appagg.com/ios/stickers/ayn-rand-sticker-pack-33604787.html?hl=cs

no, put it back

I’m sorry, I’ve been gifted with a libertarian tears sticker and I’m never letting that go.

Okay wait I just clicked through the article and

this is the same kind of 3edgy5u bullshit that black rifle coffee company pulls

Also does anyone else find it tremendously ironic that the people with a hardon for rugged individualism like to shit so hard on the idea of being unique individuals?

I feel we’ve passed through some kind of irony event horizon at this point where nothing ironic can escape the black hole of unexamined, blind conservatism progressing increasingly towards a state of total collapse.

Not exactly the death of irony, more like a group of people who have become so superdense that no form of satire, irony, or sarcasm can escape.

“The left can’t meme- so here’s Left Shark, remember when that was a thing five years ago?”