POV: you spent the last fifteen years on a show on a hit CW tv show. you spent the best days of your life there. you met your wife there. your co-star plays your brother, and you call each other brothers in real life. you were groomsmen at each other’s weddings. your kids call him “uncle.” you purposely live in the same city and co-own a bar. you both agree after 15 years to end your show together. you move onto another show and offer him a directing job on it. months later, you are perusing Twitter and see that your best friend of the past 15 years has just announced that he’s co-producing a spin-off about both your characters’ parents of the show you costarred together in with his wife and which he will be narrating. you have not been informed of this. rage simmers in you so much that you can’t resist it. you open a tweet and you type this response:

then you realize a former writer on the show you considered a friend has also co-signed onto the show. You whip out your phone once more and craft out this masterpiece of a tweet:

(Thank god you at least have the good sense to delete this one.)