Anonymous asked:
it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
hornetstabber answered:
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
hornetstabber
hornetstabber
anon please what does this mean
hornetstabber
i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now
greek-mythographer
greek-mythographer
This deserves 1000s of notes