james fitzjames: so i’ve got a resume. i’d like to present you with the high-tech resume of the future.

sir john franklin (reading aloud): ‘commander fitzjames is… hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to BUST A NUT up in this hms erebus! skills include EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP. young, dumb, and full of… y’know. winky face. thanks for your time. i love you.’