#its a nz kind of day I guess

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i recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc of politics or anything, but bc of the HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over the 2020 Bird Of The Year Contest. someone called the kiwi a Fat Flightless Fuck. the white-faced heron was accused of racism. voter fraud is rampant 

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This is a … real thing

2020 what the fuck

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“Human political leaders and interest groups often back the feathered candidate of their choice – this year, sex toy retailer Adult Toy Megastore endorsed the Hihi, which it said practices “consensual polyamory.””

I love so many things about this, but especially how they felt the need to specify “human political leaders”

its a nz kind of day I guess