spockvarietyhour
@cosmoscrusher
@cosmoscrusher
i was just thinking about if aliens ever came and impersonated humans… like they’re four months in eating a burrito and suddenly accidentally bite their tongue and stop and look around furtively like “shit!! shit. don’t let anyone see what you just did don’t betray you’ve only had this human body for four monthss……” or one trips walking down the sidewalk and goes into panic lockdown mode bc “I THOUGHT I PERFECTED BIPEDAL TRAVEL BUT I HAVE FAILED………. SMORTHGRAX, PREPARE THE SHIP FOR DEPARTURE, WE WILL BE DISCOVERED SOON…..”