“One dollar to save a child”

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Key and Peele on Comedy Central 😭

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PEEL: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to save the children?

KEY: I’m - I’m sorry man, I’m running late and I just don’t have time to chat right now so-

PEEL: I understand, I understand that. It’s just that every minute another child dies unnecessarily, a child that could live a fruitful life with the help of just one small donation.

KEY: Yeah I, I don’t have the time. I’m sorry.

PEEL: I understand that, I understand that. It’s just all it takes is just one dollar to save a child.

KEY: *sighs, puts down bags* Alright. You know what? Uh, you’re right. Uh-huh, yep. Who doesn’t want to help a child? *pulls out a bill* Let’s save five children.

PEEL: {shouted into the distance suddenly in a gruffer, less-customer-service-y type voice} TOMMY!

tire skidding noises, engine as white van draws nearer. when it stops, dramatic music plays

PEEL, to the children in the van: Alright, c’mon, c’mon. 

sound effects of children’s voices clamoring to get out

PEEL, counting children: One, two, three, four, five… not so fast, just five.

PEEL, to KEY, in customer service voice: Thanks a lot sir!

KEY is speechless for a moment processing wtf he just saw. Silently mouths a ‘wh-’ to himself

KEY: Oh my god I have another dollar. I have another dollar - {calling out} Sir! I have another dolla- 

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if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

this is so accurate it hurts