NO OFFENSE BUT I WANT FANFIC WHERE KIRA AND GARAK GO ON A FISHING TRIP AND CHAT ABOUT HOW THEIR RESPECTIVE CULTURES/STRUGGLES HAVE SHAPED THEM AS PEOPLE okay like where is it

maybe the fishing trip part isnt necessary but you get what im saying

The fishing trip is disgustingly necessary, and they need wacky fishing hats with a bunch of lures hanging off of them.

….shit you’re right, what was i thinking

Of course, by the time they get back to the station, Garak’s telling stories about the 50 kg Andorian Trout he had to throw back, for fear that it’s absence would upset the local ecosystem.

YES GOOD
…of course it’s a glittery space boot. Of course.