Chancellor Gowron inducts honorees into the order of the bat'leth.

An assimilated Klingon.

Klingons are overdramatic, i”m reimagining all their weaponry

Instead of Bat’leths Klingons should have the Nintendo Advantage.

 I’m not sure how that works but it will. Yes you can add some twine. Absolutely cumbersome in combat. 

The shorter mek’leths 

Wii Nunchuks, no question. A deadly weapon in the most unskilled hands.

The D’ktang?

I’m switching that to the powerglove, babey!

Oh and Duras, the one motherfucker with an actual sword?? 

He gets the NES Zapper: