#lana kane
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I fully support Lana’s calling out racist bullshit before it happens. This woman. <3
Archer: Wait, is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
Lana: Yes Archer, it is. Because everything, every*where*, every*when* is about the paragon of adequacy that is your *dick*.
Archer: Adequacy as in mind-blowingness?
Lana: My baby will not be a coke addict!
Pam: Wow.
Lana: Oh Excuse me, what would *you* like to call it?
Pam: Hmmm, cocaine enthusiast?
What are we going do with *literally* a ton of cocaine?
Lana: So what, we form a cartel?
Mallory: Well how hard can it be?
Lana: Don't.
Mallory: If Mexicans can do it...
Lana Kane: And what's he getting out of this?
Sterling Archer: I guess whatever useless thing philanthropists normally get for squandering their money on the poor.
“ Because you let him, you let him push your buttons. And that’s why you stormed off with no GPS, gun, phone or life-saving water. And that’s why you died in the desert. Holy shit I’m going to die in the desert. *gasp* Just like Cheryl’s gypsie woman said.”
Archer: Whoa hey ladies! I know the adrenaline is still pumping but lets de-escalate the situation.
Lana: Oh for f...de-escalate your dick!
Archer: De...wait, I mean escalate shutting up!