needle/pin sharpener.

no really, squeeze it. Does it feel like it’s got sand in it? is’s sharpening sand. Stab the tip of your needle into it back and forth and it’ll help put a sharp edge back on a pin or needle that’s been blunted by use, or has a little bit of rust on it. It can’t fix anything worse then a little of either, and won’t work on something REALLY blunted, but its a lifesaver.

also it is a pepper

It is a strawberry

(I’m not fighting, but it has ALWAYS been strawberry for me and I am intrigued: is this a thing people disagree on? Is it a Berentstein/Berenstain universe issue?)

It's always been a strawberry to me? Also intrigued on this.