literally the worst thing you could have told him

- You’ve turned me into such a bad person, and I’m going to make you pay for it.
- You’ve become a bad person all by yourself. And you alone will pay for it.

I’ve been waiting for this moment since the show started, and I wasn’t disappointed. Also best awkward family dinner-in-exile.

Martin Rauch, professional spy guy.

Martin Rauch, super agent.

Deutschland 83-86-89

They don’t make a card that says “Sorry I left you for dead in the Angolan desert. Love, your Aunt”

There’s a lot to unpack here

Accidentally picking the call from the mother of your child meant for your friend. oh it’s deliciously awkward especially since she’s looking for a runway and blurted it all out before she realized it was him.