If there’s one trend we should definitely bring back, it’s eighties villain character actors doing beer commercials. In fact, I wouldn’t mind if we forgot this Star Wars Story, Universal Monsters Universe nonsense and just went with B-movie bad guys in a shared universe, shilling beer. We’ve based movies on theme park rides and board games, this is the next logical step!

Imagine Dolph Lundgren working for the Russian Mob and selling vodka. Billy Dee Williams espousing Colt .45 as he cleans up Harlem. Tony Todd terrorizing the innocent and asking you to enjoy the crisp, cool, refreshing taste of a Heineken. 

And don’t you dare tell me that Mila Kunis hawking Jim Beam is the same thing, because it’s not!

How dare Michael Ironside make me think of Highlander 2