So.... I just learned about Murph.

Why would I want to avoid Murph?! I want to be Murph. I want GENDER NEUTRAL ELDRITCH ENTITY ON my driver's license.

"are you a boy or a girl?"

"neither."

"no, I mean, what's in your pants?"

"darts."

"what?"

D̷̮̮̙̹͌̿A̸̩̪͎͌̇͗̉̀͆ͅȐ̸͕̱̹̦̃T̷̤̗͍͌͆̀͂S̷̨̙̺̖̪̃ͅ

You’ve watched John Wick but have you watched John Weak?