Ivory paper cutter Germany, probably 18th century.

Sotheby’s

Must an AU make sense? Can’t it just serve the purpose of putting your faves into skimpy scifi outfits? Anyway, Fitzier 5th element au

#JAMES FITZJAMES MULTIPASS (via paramaline)

A cake tribute to the scariest pirate of them all: the Brigand of Barbados, the cream of the Caribbean, the gentleman pirate himself 🏴‍☠️🎩

(I don’t know why the video shows up here so darn bright)

🍊 Orange flavored, of course!

With all 100% edible sugar decorations.

Because someone has to strike a pose and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes (and that is why the Lord created Stede Bonnet).

Not to make a “why isn’t anyone talking about this” post but I cannot believe more people are not swept up in the scandal of Darwin’s “missing” notebooks—or, more accurately, the tale of how they were anonymously returned to Cambridge in a pink gift bag with a passive-aggressive “Happy Easter” note, like this is the end of a god damn leverage episode

i’d wear this to the grocery store