#obviously he invited them to dinner first!

droidmom
buddhawithoutorgans

Man how did Hannibal's house even get built, it has a fucking meat locker basement so even putting aside the fact that you need an architect to design it and a civil engineer to sign off on it, imagine all these builders constructing it like "huh this is weird" then a month after they finish the job they're getting murder bulletins like the morning traffic report. Surely one of them would have been like "hey guys...?"

obviously he invited them to dinner first!Hannibalnbc hannibal