#ofmd

nudityandnerdery
un-monstre

Ed and Stede try sexting but phones haven't been invented yet so it's just them ordering Lucius to transcribe, and read aloud, their dirty messages

nudityandnerdery

Lucius both hates it and feels like his input could improve both of their work. If he's not careful, he'll essentially end up writing both sides and invent fanfic.

spockvarietyhour

Stede suggests throwing each message in a bottle in the hopes of being surprised by sweet and dirty transcribed sexts. Every single one of them keeps banging on Badminton III’s ship, hot on their tail.

ofmdlook there's going to be a badminton iii iv & v at least