ramsay’s kitchen nightmares (uk):

gordon (after being served a large portion): it’s like it’s for a dinosaur! bloody hell! :^)

Great Grandaddy Ramsay’s Yeehaw All-American Kitchen Bad Time Nightmares (us): 

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