#our man bashir

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our man bashir: a summary

elim garak, lying sexily across a sign that reads "pay attention to me" in the manner that a jazz singer would lie across a piano, waving a pennant that reads "i'm feeling jealous and neglected, especially since apparently the video game you've been ignoring me for has a bunch of attractive women in it": [nasty remark]

julian bashir, who has let garak come have Fun with him in the holodeck, where julian bashir and therefore everyone else likes to have Fun, and where it definitely won't be awkward at all to larp an adventure written for one person and including soft-core porn bits together: ???????

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elim garak, lying sexily across a sign that reads "pay attention to me" in the manner that a jazz singer would lie across a piano, waving a pennant that reads "i'm feeling jealous and neglected, especially since apparently the video game you've been ignoring me for has a bunch of attractive women in it": [nasty remark] julian bashir, who has let garak come have Fun with him in the holodeck, where julian bashir and therefore everyone else likes to have Fun, and where it definitely won't be awkward at all to larp an adventure written for one person and including soft-core porn bits together: ???????

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