#perfect

shiny-shell
vonisv:
“ fortooate:
“ revedas:
“ thatdangerous:
“ extrajordinary:
“ GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
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*rolls up...
extrajordinary

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

thatdangerous

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

revedas

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

fortooate

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

vonisv

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

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venusian-revolution
dankestmemestealer

Damn, save some for the rest of us

the-sixth-month

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

dont-offend-the-bees

unstoppable force vs immovable object

max-vandenburg

starcrossed lovers

cosmic-aria

a challenger approaches:

haircutwizard

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

aggravatedtranscription

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

tomatomagica

these are the only 3 human emotions

candiikismet

Y'all have never failed me. THANK YOU!

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