This is the equivalent of the jock finding the oddball girl dressed up for prom and going “wow you look ….amazing”

Columbo “Caution: Murder can be Hazardous to Your Health”

Columbo got confused into where he falls in this bro-greet.

Columbo “Columbo goes to College”

Columbo won’t plant evidence to solve a case, he’ll let a couple of dumbass college students do the planting to incriminate themselves.

Columbo has never used his Police Cherry