and i’ll be real folks i already have a somewhat unreasonable amount of blades when it comes to swords knives n daggers 

one time during a one-shot we had to nerf the rules a bit bc the dm said we could reasonably bring in game “anything you have within reach irl” and it was just a moment of me on call doing the real fuckign life equivalent of the bit where the character just. keeps emptying their pockets. 

actually you fucking know what i was looking for more ridiculous bit goals to set anyways, may as well set one for more ill advised dagger purchases and when they get here it’ll go up in the stream BG 

for those curious, this wasnt even all of them bc my crafting gear was within reach and i’d forgotten about the switchblade but here was the initial tableau of “things shits pulled out of her immediate reach and pockets”

i had brought a small cheese n meats platter with me to snack on whilst we were setting up discord which explains the kitchen knife

Is… that a cane sword????? Looks so cool!!

nah thats fishblade the blade what looks like a fish 

this is my cane sword

me, modeled with it:

for obvious concealed weaponry reasons it does not leave the house 

Do you have any idea how cool you look-

You could be the villain in a spy movie

….. this makes me realise that some of the newer folks have not seen my Hot Girl Summer Collection wherein at the start of quarantine i crafted a plague doctor mask with an eight dollar pattern off the internet and then proceeded to do various fashion shoots with gear that i’d accumulated from renn faires/cons that i boothed at, hence: