“my assistant is fine” your assistant is flooding the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin

I just love that bit near the start of Portal 2 where the announcer says “We are experiencing events of potentially apocalyptic significance *teeny tiny pause* beyond our control.”

Like Aperture totally had a different version of this recording just in case they caused the apocalypse.

I’m sorry for putting you through unethical trials and rituals, please forgive me. I’ll even let you try out my new maze for free

#chelldos (via vilecrocodile)

The latest in technological advancement from Erebus Laboratories

[ID: Digital drawing of a personality core and a turret from the Portal games.

The core has an orange eye-like lens and is looking judgementally at the camera. Text beside it reads "Manipulation Core 'Hickey'. Designed to test computer capacity for persuasion. Programmed to read and alter social situations. CORRUPT: DO NOT INSTALL."

The turret is red with a white cross diagonally across its body and golden sergeant's stripes on the side panels. Text beside it reads "SOL.T - Sentry Officer Laser Turret. Holds command rank over other turrets. Basic intelligence programming. Follows any orders from higher ranking AI."

The background is blue-grey with white circuit patterns. End ID.]

plays portal and refers to glados exclusively as “my wife” and the end of portal 2 “the divorce”

My art style be like: ⬅️⬆️➡️⬇️ .

Portal is one of the first games I really loved so I decided to honor it a bit, hopefully.✨