Hi my name is Cornelius E***** C***** Hickey and I have long ginger hair and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Adam Nagaitis (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jean Genet but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I work on a shitty ship called HMS Terror in the Arctic where I’m a caulker’s mate (I’m twenty-four). I’m gay (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear very stylish outfits. I love dead people and I steal all my clothes off of them. For example today I was wearing a striped shirt with a navy waistcoat and a coat with gold buttons, cuffed seaman’s trousers and black boots. I was walking outside the Terror. It was the middle of Arctic winter so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of marines stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.