#rick sanchez
Morty flip ‘em off! I told them it means peace among worlds, how funny is that?!
The first rule of space travel kids is always check out distress beacons. 9 out of 10 times it’s a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! 1 out of 10 times it’s a deadly trap but I’m ready to roll those dice!
Rick Sanchez, Auto Erotic Assimilation
Can somebody let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.
Rick Sanchez, A Rickle in Time
The Council of Ricks!
Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but fucks with you in unforseeable ways? Bring it to Curse Purge Plus! I use science to uncurse the items for cash and you get to keep the powers!
Great now I have to take over an entire planet because of your stupid boobs.
Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty
![ozo-blog:
“The wonderful engelen pointed out a few weeks ago this weekend would end on a new episode of Rick and Morty and a new Gravity Falls and that we should draw Stanchez for it, PLUS it’s almost[?] their Birthday so HERE YOU GO!
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