#romulans

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spaceteenagers: ““Old hatreds die hard. Old love dies harder. Keleeka has one mission, one last mission. Kill the man who ruined her life. He had loved her and it hadn’t stopped him from his actions, so that she still loved him won’t stop him from...
spaceteenagers

Old hatreds die hard. Old love dies harder.

Keleeka has one mission, one last mission. Kill the man who ruined her life. He had loved her and it hadn’t stopped him from his actions, so that she still loved him won’t stop him from hers. Pirius will be a dead man even if its the last thing she does, no matter the stakes or how he holds her when they dance across a ballroom, a knife held behind each of their backs.

Pirius knows he will be dead, and it will be worth it. He relishes each sip of Romulan Ale, knowing she could have poisoned it. He leaves his door uncharacteristically open, in hopes she might take the bait and try and stab him. He might never be forgiven for his actions against her family, but to die at her hands would be a pleasure not to be missed. 

Romulan trashy romance fiction wouldn’t be easily recognizable to terran readers looking for alien erotica, there would never be HEA or anything even remotely straightforward about it, but terran fans of vintage pulp queer fiction might see some similarities. Spoiler warning for this one, keleeka stabs priuis and then realizes he poisoned her drink, and they die together, pretty standard. 

TNGfanartromulans
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crewmantarses

I’m crying ya’ll, I forgot that Vulcan Furniture is just Hard Modern furniture with cushions just strapped on. No cushion cover, no sheet, just a cushion and some straps

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(pic from @capsfromtrek)

LOOK AT THIS!

Meanwhile on Romulus

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Comfiest fuckin furniture in the galaxy. it probably comes with a butt warmer.

When the Sundering happened, the Vulcans made the Romulans leave their sense of fashion behind, and the Romulans stole all the good furniture.

this is the real reason unification needs to happen, the Romulans need to save the Vulcans from their awful decorating skill, and the Vulcans need to save the Romulans from horrid fashion.

nella-daren

you know ive seen this post a few times and was like yeah thats funny haha but then i started s7 of ds9 and literally the first thing we hear from cretak the romulan senator is a complaint about the chairs on ds9 being uncomfortable

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romulans confirmed as cushiest decorators in the alpha quadrant

kaelio

let’s not forget

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protectspock

Things Romulans Like:

1. Secrets

2. Drama

3. Shoulder Pads

4. COMFY CHAIRS

fashion? atrocious. decor? etherealromulans