#scorp

venusian-revolution

why the signs are in a pissy mood

cappy-astrology

aries: they feel like they are stuck in the same old routine // they didn’t get their way // none of their friends are as pumped up as them // they found out someone lied about something related to them // someone made them feel insecure about something they take pride in

taurus: someone is trying to rush them into something // they got called lazy // they feel like things are out of their control // something got in the way of their goals // something came up and now they can’t do that one thing that always makes them feel better

gemini: someone called them out on something // all their friends are in a bad mood // they feel like someone is trying to control them // they can’t find anything to do // they just came out to have a good time and they’re honestly feeling so attacked rn

cancer: someone said something and they took it way too personally // people keep trying to vent to them // no one asks how they are doing // the one person they love the most is being a bitch // someone tried to fuck w their things // someone called them controlling

leo: someone denied them or their company // they feel small // they want someone specific’s attention and they can’t get it // they have to go to a class they really don’t want to fucking go to // someone one upped them // they feel like their friends are choosing someone else over them

virgo: they were forced to have a conversation with someone they think is shallow // someone told them they were wrong // someone they care about denied their help // they know they are wasting their time

libra: they feel alone // someone keeps trying to argue with them // they were denied something they feel entitled to // they aren’t getting the admiration they want // they’re forced to work or socialize w sloppy people // someone called them fake

scorpio: there’s nothing good on netflix // something got in the way of them doing their favorite activity // someone they care about is being secretive w them // someone is trying to get them to open up // they realize they are being obsessive over something or someone again 

sagittarius: no one wants to hang out // they feel like someone is trying to trap them // someone thinks they’re lying // someone called them boring // they’re bored // they feel like they are stuck in the same place in life 

capricorn: they feel like they aren’t making any progress // shitty day at work // they have to work under someone whose a dumbass // they can’t find any good music // they can’t stop questioning themselves and their own abilities // someone denied them or their advice

aquarius: someone they actually care about disagreed w them // someone shot down their idea // their plans for a good time keep getting fucked up // they catch themselves caring what other people think of them // they are forced into situations where they must make small talk for hours on end

pisces: everyone around them is in a bad mood // they have to go against their intuitions // they overindulged again // they were forced to work with shallow people // they didn’t get enough alone time // someone they love said something hurtful that they took way too personally

Scorp
theydjarin

the signs when angry

eatprayzodiac

“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra

*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn

*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES

*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini

*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius

scorpobvs
venusian-revolution

the signs as brit stereotypes

aries: fucking love tea

taurus: have never seen any weather other than rain

gemini: we're all pessimists

cancer: extremely intelligent because of our accents

leo: insanely obsessed with football

virgo: have really bad teeth

libra: good at cooking

scorpio: fish n chips forever

sagittarius: very proud of the royal family

capricorn: curse like sailors and drink a LOT

aquarius: say "pip pip cheerio" and other funny words

pisces: incredibly sarcastic and rude in general

spockvarietyhour

aries: fucking love tea taurus: have never seen any weather other than rain gemini: we're all pessimists cancer: extremely intelligent because of our accents leo: insanely obsessed with football virgo: have really bad teeth libra: good at cooking scorpio: fish n chips forever sagittarius: very proud of the royal family capricorn: curse like sailors and drink a LOT aquarius: say "pip pip cheerio" and other funny words pisces: incredibly sarcastic and rude in general

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queerlukkruengbby-deactivated20

WHAT GREEK GODS ARE YOU COMPATIBLE WITH?

Aphrodite: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra

Apollo: Gemini, Sagittarius

Ares: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Artemis: Virgo, Aquarius

Athena: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn

Demeter: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

Eros: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio

Hades: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

Hecate: Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces

Helios: Leo, Sagittarius

Hephaestus: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Hera: Scorpio, Capricorn

Hermes: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces

Hestia: Taurus, Cancer

Morpheus: Leo, Pisces

Nike: Aries, Capricorn

Persephone: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Poseidon: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Themis: Aries, Libra

Zeus: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

spockvarietyhour

Aphrodite: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra Apollo: Gemini, Sagittarius Ares: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn Artemis: Virgo, Aquarius Athena: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn Demeter: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces Eros: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio Hades: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius Hecate: Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces Helios: Leo, Sagittarius Hephaestus: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn Hera: Scorpio, Capricorn Hermes: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces Hestia: Taurus, Cancer Morpheus: Leo, Pisces Nike: Aries, Capricorn Persephone: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius Poseidon: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces Themis: Aries, Libra Zeus: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

scorpHades and Aphroditesyeah colour me surprised