crowley and aziraphale are both the worst guy in your intro to philosophy class but for different reasons

crowley: i’m just saying, given the existence of intelligent humans, can it not be said that we are the creators of our god, and therefore the creators of our selves? if descartes was correct in writing cogito ergo sum, does it not follow that deus ego sum? also, i’m fairly sure we only exist in a worm’s nightmare

aziraphale: this is all very confusing, can’t you just tell me the answer? what do you mean there’s no answer? what do you mean i have to form my own opinions using critical thinking? what do you mean the nature of philosophy necessitates continuous debate and nobody is ever truly right or fully wrong? what the fuck