working-class-worm
If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.
petintv
this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke
captain-cargoshorts
guacamole is offered for $1.75
saxifraga-x-urbium
they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram
mother-entropy
they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.
jonlybonlyfromboldlygo
All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta
cumaeansibyl
Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream
starklysardonic
Some weird chalk art that no one can read makes up half the drink menu
smallrat36wagon
theres a dead rat inside the bread bowl soup you order
telediagnosis
they wheel a dessert cart to the table and its just blood and bones and cartilage and hair
captain-cargoshorts