maybe the reason Gowron’s eyes bulged so much is he had kidney stones and, as a warrior, refused to admit there was a problem or pain.

Willy Wonka origin movie? Pfft. I need a Terror Au with Fitzjames as Wonka so I can hear him yell at some bite-sized Crozier that he stole his Fitzie-lifting drink.

TNG, but Data comes with customizable skins and he will not stop changing them.