Honestly, the best thing I know about eels isn’t a biological fact at all, it’s that as a young biology student Sigmund Freud dissected about 400 of them in search of male reproductive organs, before giving up in frustration. This explains so much about Freud.

#WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS WHERES THE DICKS - sigmund freud#sometimes a frenzied quest for eel dicks is just a frenzied quest for eel dicks