SIGNS (2002) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

SIGNS (2002) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, that sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky?

Signs (2002) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

British Pub Sign
The Devil’s Midwife, Brighton

I’d tip a pint here.  Hell yeah. 

wtf people…

This makes me smile

There are stories here I wanna know about.

Wherever Chaotic Neutrals have gone, you will see the signs.

Everyone makes fun of Signs because it depicts an alien invasion that is thwarted because the aliens die if they touch water. But that’s not the issue. It’s not their fault that water is like acid to them, but it is their fault that they showed up naked. You have intergalactic starships, but you don’t have goddamned pants? How does a civilization’s evolution just skip over that part?

It’s like humans landing on a planet where 70 percent of the surface is covered in molten lava, and the inhabitants are basically just moving sacks of lava. Even the atmosphere is so dense with lava vapor that often lava just rains from the sky with little to no warning. So what’s your plan of attack? If you say anything other than “Jump out of the spaceship completely naked, your junk proudly flopping about, and engage the lava monsters in hand-to-hand combat,” then congratulations – you are smarter than the aliens in Signs.

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“your junk proudly flopping about”