Yes I keep a champagne water fountain in my lobby, what of it?

…And Nog was crying like this because the big bad Klingon stepped on his foot and broke all his toes.

Bashir’s getting ready to break somereallybad news to Quark.

we really need dividers for the urinals

I don’t want to hear any more about your your “vogue-ing” Julian

hmmm I can already taste the caramel popcorn in there!

Sweet & Sour.

Your buttocks are quite firm Miles, keep it up.

I told you to wait until I roll down the sheet of onion paper on the seat! Now I’ve got Klingon ass germs all over my chair!

From your secret admirer Morn?