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Yeah… ok so, i should get tested for this b/c im 90% this is me.

well hand me a potato and call me mark watney, i’ve finally found my problem.

They should probably test for this for the initial few batches of Mars colonists. The less adjustment needed, the better.

@whatsapigsfavoritebread

*has delayed sleep phase disorder*

*has issues with body temperature*

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I may or may not be a ‘sleep Martian’ genetic mutant. Huh.

Welp, as X-Men powers go it’s pretty sucktacular to be honest.

Wolverine gets regenerative abilities and cool claws. I get Excessive Daytime Sleepiness.

When will I get USEFUL powers, like mind control? I WOULD COPE WITH THIS WACKY SLEEP PATTERN BETTER IF IT CAME WITH MIND CONTROL.

My version of it comes with a distinct inability to control my own mind, this is bullshit.