Headphones broke right on schedule, went and replaced them under warranty but silly me didn’t bother to check the risers before I got home - they were already cracked! 

I wished I’d just plain returned them last month, it didn’t even occur to me till today but it’s too late now. 

I ended up exchanging them again (and took a nasty fall on the ice in the process, once again filling my yearly quota of…falling on ice). 

Now I’m home having cleaned the wound the on my knee (a nice egg shaped red splotch) with a good ole kleenex on it for now