whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

“ my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad “

wait what

same energy