How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

Hold on.

1. Doesn’t Thanos have a line calling Gamora his favorite daughter right in front of Nebula? Kate Beaton did a comic about it. They even cut to Nebula getting a pissy look and then saying “Thanks, dad” in a sarcastic voice. For a website that can write a thesis about Loki based on him blinking, that makes things pretty obvious. What more do you want?

Nebula: By the way, I resent Nebula because my father loves her more than me.

Ronan: Yeah, I got that.

Nebula: Just checking to see if you were paying attention. I also hate Thanos, which we can attribute both to him liking Gamora and him turning me into a cybernetic killing machine, but I’m obliged to serve him because he’s a nigh-unstoppable space god. However, I would jump ship if someone were to suddenly gain phenomenal cosmic power and come gunning for him. But then if it looked like the new guy was in danger of flaming out, I would probably peace out and see who won. I’m basically a pragmatic opportunist who hates everyone owing to an abusive family and home life. Everyone got that?

2. Gamora shuts down the shield generator protecting Ronan in the climax. Complaining about that is like complaining that in Return of the Jedi, Leia doesn’t physically explode the Death Star, she and Han ‘just’ destroy the (wadayaknow) shield generator protecting it so Lando can hit the power core while Luke kills the Emperor to keep him from escaping and continuing the war. It’s a team effort. What, does a female character not count unless she literally saves the universe all by herself?

Dean & Charlie go shopping (x)

this is from the actual show

I’VE NEVER WANTED JOHN TO BE ALIVE MORE THAN NOW

Dean is a supportive shopping partner.

Dean is like that gay best friend :’)

Dean is like that gay best friend

They are each other’s gay best friends

oh god john tho

John: “Dean where have you been all day” 

Dean: “Me and charlie went to the mall and I helped approve of her wardrobe”

John: “….”

Dean: “….”

John: “….”

Dean: “….it’s not as gay as it sounds?”

[muffled from the next room]

Sam: “it’s gayer than it sounds”

Sam: “s’gay”

Sam: “tip of the iceberg really”

Sam: “oh fuck you haven’t met cas yet”

Sam: *distant cackling* welcome to oz bitch

The Castiel shows up, walks up to Dean, stands uncomfortable close and says “Hello” to John and Sam can’t help but leave the room again, cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to piss himself.

IT GOT BETTER