parents: You should choose a realistic career goal

me:

the planets are out there in space. right now. raining glass and having hexagon shaped storms. exciting. 

Do you think aliens know about us and are like “there’s a planet that rains a weird liquid substance and it’s covered in that substance. Exciting.”

if aliens are copying my text posts, i swear to god i will call my lawyer

Um. Why was I not informed as a high school senior that “space lawyer” was a viable career path? I’m mad.