


jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

a sharp, knife-like letter opener

a heavy metal whatever this thing is

a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket



creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
It was totally great. But he suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of his arch nemesis… The Beast. And, he’s never been the same.
OH MY GOD
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
This was wild from start to finish and I aM IN TEARS
i think this is the angriest Griffin has ever gotten, at me or at anyone else
OMFG. Gene Hunt and the gang, dancing to Uptown Girl.



Chekov being grossed out/overwhelmed by Kirk is THESE awful, horrible pants:

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And then Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former college roommate had something to add:
