#taz amnesty

holomoriarty
cuz-reasons

Sadly, this is now complete and I’m sad. Can taz stop turning goofs into heartbreaking scenes, please?


[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.

“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?

Clint: How did you know my middle name?

Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.

Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane

Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane

Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!

Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…

Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane

Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane

Clint: My middle name is pacifist…

Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane

Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane

Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane

Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane!

Clint: Ned Vamoose Chicane

Clint: With love, Edmund Kelly Chicane”

/end of audio description]

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themainsqueezie
johnny--guitar

Griffin Andrew McElroy: mostly writes the heartwrenching scene where 5 men slowly forget everything they know, one to the point of almost irreparable mental harm, as the one who inflicted this on them watches in resigned horror

Griffin Andrew McElroy: writes a beautiful, horrible scene in which a man fades away and the last thing he knows and sees is the beauty of the stars

Griffin Andrew McElroy: starred in griffin’s amiibo corner, a web series in which he reviews amiibos by putting them in his mouth

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nudityandnerdery
uselessgaywhovian

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Thank you @theoneandmolly for this gift.

starrrskeleton

[Image description: colorful text describing the audio. It reads “*amnesty theme fades in* Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. Travis insists he’s a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it *long note fades* IT’S THE ADVENTURE ZONE! *amnesty theme continues*”]

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