#taz amnesty
in conclusion, we stan this cool ice man harder than ever
We did once again, figure out a way that we can pretend to kiss our brother.
Sadly, this is now complete and I’m sad. Can taz stop turning goofs into heartbreaking scenes, please?
[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.
“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?
Clint: How did you know my middle name?
Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.
Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane
Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane
Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!
Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…
Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane
Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane
Clint: My middle name is pacifist…
Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane
Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane
Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane
Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane!
Clint: Ned Vamoose Chicane
Clint: With love, Edmund Kelly Chicane”
/end of audio description]
I am going to
EAT A PIZZA
and
WATCH “THE VOICE”
Griffin Andrew McElroy: mostly writes the heartwrenching scene where 5 men slowly forget everything they know, one to the point of almost irreparable mental harm, as the one who inflicted this on them watches in resigned horror
Griffin Andrew McElroy: writes a beautiful, horrible scene in which a man fades away and the last thing he knows and sees is the beauty of the stars
Griffin Andrew McElroy: starred in griffin’s amiibo corner, a web series in which he reviews amiibos by putting them in his mouth

Thank you @theoneandmolly for this gift.
[Image description: colorful text describing the audio. It reads “*amnesty theme fades in* Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. Travis insists he’s a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it *long note fades* IT’S THE ADVENTURE ZONE! *amnesty theme continues*”]
broke: hot young 20-something indrid
woke: 50 year old trash man with an eggnog gut indrid





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